I want amanda bynes to murder my vagina
hey girl you’re pretty kawaii. Wanna come kick it at my house sometime? We can hang out and soft grunge together. I have trix yogurt
plug the drain of your bath while you shower so it slowly fills up to remind you of your own mortality
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you fuck me
I hate it when I look across the river with binoculars and see myself as an old man standing there looking back at me
sext: compress me slowly over centuries, turn this coal into a diamond
I need a spiritual accountant to help me manage all this karma debt. I’m tryna declare moral bankruptcy
I’d say the greatest perk of being a wallflower is attaining nourishment from direct sunlight through photosynthesis
what the fuck like girls are really cool and they smell good like let me kiss you on the neck or something please
rocky american horror toy story picture show
